November 2012
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as told by sassafrass
I never post on here but maybe i should. Sarah Sassafrass of ~corpulence~ is an amazing photographer and one of my best friends. She recently came to visit me in NYC. It was before the hurricane, as you can probably tell. Check out the rest of the photos on The Fab Disaster.
May 2012
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THE FAG DISASTER
I posted about NC passing Amendment One on the ~flagship~ site::: http://thefabdisaster.com/2012/05/09/north-carolina-youre-being-a-real-fag/
check it out and vote next time so you don’t make me look so fucking STUPID when I tell people in New York that I’m from NC.
January 2012
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New Post
New post over at thefabdisaster.wordpress.com
Complain with me.
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HEY EVERYONE
I SWITCHED TO WORDPRESS.
Sorry yall. If you still love me (which, i mean, don’t you?) you’ll check it out right now.
http://thefabdisaster.wordpress.com/
Please. Do it for the kids.
December 2011
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Well Someone's Disturbed!
Our hero tries to eat her feelings while listening to old Animal Collective songs.
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I'm Sloppy and I Know It
BUT don’t come at me sideways on twitter with unsolicited vulgarities regarding my sex life, like *slanderous people do*
Don’t say you’re down for a casual relationship and five minutes later scream “SLUT!” at me inside a parked car.
And definitely don’t call me irresponsible, ungrateful or belligerent when we both know that’s not true, shit happens, and...
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November 2011
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Listen to this song on the way to Mom & Dad's
It goes perfectly with involuntary nostalgia and falling leaves.
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Domestic Disturbances
People are always emphasizing the importance of moderation. “Don’t go out too much,” they say. “Don’t watch too much TV.” But as we know by now, moderation is not my strong-suit, nor do I find it remotely interesting. And if there is one thing I love more than drinking too much, it’s television.
I’ve spent a good chunk of the last few days...
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how to burn the candle at both ends.
Before I begin, allow me to make it very clear that I do not actually know how to do this successfully, per se. That is, I have absolutely no idea how i manage to survive this physically trying and often embarrassing combination of all-around excess, an affliction that I am almost certain is narcolepsy, and spending a good 6 to 8 hours a day on my feet, pretending I’m someone I’m not...
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Days of the Dead
It began as it always does…a vision. Specifically, a vision of what costume I was going to wear for this particular event (moogfest) of this particular month. You see, most people go to places like Party City (Farty Shitty) once, maybe twice a year. Somehow our group manages to find some celebratory evening/weekend/entire week about once a month that makes it...
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this is a test (among other things)
I have to start getting ready for work in 40 minutes, and while that may seem like ample time to tell you all about the last two weeks of occurrences (starting with 15 minutes of stomping around at #NB4R, driving to chapel hill to crash (yet another) shitty house party only to ditch it and spend the rest of my drink money on this leopard print snuggie:
while also touching on every notable...
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October 2011
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Photobooth: A Self Analysis.
“Oh hey, didn’t see you there” the look in my eyes seems to say as I casually catch the gaze of my computer’s camera lens. “You’ve caught me completely unawares!” I claim as i glance upward with my finger on the trackpad, just out of frame. What the hell. We all do it. Many of our tumblr photos are taken this way, and most of us have entire albums on...
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The Hostess with the Leastess!
Riddle me this. Which is scarier? The tv show The Walking Dead, the plot of which surrounds some kind of virus attacking the human race and turning everyone into zombies except like 12 people who have to camp on the side of the highways in Atlanta, in the vain hope they don’t get eaten alive by this:
OR!
The fact that I have to work both tomorrow and friday at 8 IN THE MORNING?
Trick...
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THiZ DaY In HIZTory
It’s that time of year again, for the second time this year! The brewer lane block party has returned for another shit show, this time with less rain, less of the people i wish were here (looking at you, Alex Rose), and maybe less naked titties. I don’t know. Probably not.
(Reid, Austin, Moe and myself pregaming for something, circa spring 2010)*
I’m not sure how to...
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Um, so
If you haven’t seen this movie yet, I’m going to need you all to go out and do that. It’s understated, beautifully shot, and the epitome of badass, not to mention has an absolutely stellar soundtrack that seamlessly transplants the mystique of the 80s into the LA of today (which is exactly how many of us feel about the city itself). I haven’t liked a movie this much in a...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SRSC
In honor of Austin’s birthday, disco, and all the other great things you can do at a party besides drink alcohol, I have decided to post some of my favorite photos from the place where we clearly would have been partying, had we been conceived and what-not, 30 odd years ago: the infamous Studio 54.
Alas, both he and I were born a good ten years after the heyday, but be that as it may,...
September 2011
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Cue the Redemption Montage
Before I decided to quit drinking this past Monday morning I had at least a week of experiences I didn’t actually regret. In fact, I was quite proud of the parties I assisted in throwing and their overall success. Unfortunately, the 24 hours of substance consumption after the last celebration led to a lot of “questionable decisions” and “attempted murders” that quite...
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I'm trying to have one of those moments
where you recognize the shittiness of your own life and look in the mirror at your sad, naked body in the unbelted bathrobe and suddenly feel motivated to make an excel spreadsheet of all the jobs you want to apply for with the managers’ names, phone numbers and Lifetouch yearbook photos, a separate column for the organic vegan bean paste products that you will conceivably eat during each...
August 2011
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Am I the only one that hates that when someone calls me, no matter how hard I try to conceal it, they can always tell that I’ve been sleeping? I…do stuff…
Tonight there is a “wine and cheese” party at my friend Eva’s, which of course is code for drink heavily with acquaintances and make loud, inappropriate jokes with a mouth full of dairy products. I just have...
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July 2011
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I hate when you realize you have a typo from days ago. I do actually know how to spell “lewd,” by the way. Maybe I’m losing more brain cells than I thought.
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fuckinnn
Jesi smacked me in the mouth yesterday at her housewarming party. I blame Evan Williams and also myself for hitting her over the head with the Evan Williams bottle.
June 2011
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F*ck the sun, come dance in the dark
Even though I’m going hula hooping on a trip with Phish this Saturday, there will STILL be plenty going on in the Chapel Hill area. Tonight at Pulse is the weekly Friday Night Madness where EVERYTHING is HALF OFF, and Saturday they’re throwing down with a *~Swag-a-thon~* with ridiculous specials like $1 shots, $3.50 well drinks, Coronas and Margs, and $6 pitchers! Even though the...
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Suck My Boombox: a photoshoot revisited
In addition to the pictures of his exes and old friends that hate me, I found some gems on my boyfriend Joe’s old memory card. This is from a photoshoot he did of Austin and myself for the late CarpeNoctem promotions, a flyer for the Suck My Boombox party at the Pinhook something like a year ago. Look at all the FLAVA
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pete VS toby R c00l
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Watching THE HILLS on a Saturday, just a date night with me and a bottle of wine. Remembering this fine moment with my girl MK and good old Spencer. Har har har.
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absinthe minded
Good evening drinkers and dancers! Before you go out on the town tonight, especially if you’re hitting up Pulse, the most recent promotions project of my entourage Team Big Things, let me serve as this weekend’s cautionary tale. You know, since everyone usually wants to do the same dumb shit as me. Rich (bartender and heir of the Pulse fortune) keeps plugging this drink that...
May 2011
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I AM NOT A BLOGGER
Oh, how I wish I were. With the exception of today, I usually don’t wake up early enough to do anything but the bare essentials before I start drinking. I don’t have the patience to take pictures of myself doing things every day. Or extra money lying around to buy fabulous clothes every other day (the new pair of G Star jeans I got in the mail yesterday did not fit, and after cutting...
February 2011
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Watchpatrick is helpful around the house
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